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Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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05-Apr-2020