![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And in conc-loo-sion... ![]() Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle see also Bathroom, Bad Gas, House & Stress Sections Bathroom Celebration Loo View Metered Toilet Redneck Doork Redneck Restroom Privacy Restroom Fast Break Restroom Sign Ski Bathroom The Toilet Seat Toilet Art Toilet Snake Toilet Sprinkler System TP Toilet Uplifting Throne |
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