![]() Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Redneck Section Bucket Seat Harlie’s Angel Hummer Motorcycle Motorcycle Grind Motorcycle Side-Car Redneck Date Redneck Headlights Redneck Motorcycle Transport Redneck Tractor Redneck Tricycle Saskatchewan Harley World’s First Hybrid Motorcycle Your First Motorcycle |
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