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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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