Barocky Road Ice Cream

When you need cold stimulation



In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins
Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road.


Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised, and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all plentiful.

The cost is $92.83 per scoop, so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some change! When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large, beautiful cone. But after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you, at no charge. You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone, and wondering what just happened.
Then you realize what “redistribution of wealth” is all about.

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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28-Sep-2020