![]() Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Dog Section Dog Shampoo Dog Wash Finding a Way Out Frisbee Dog Frost Bite He Looked Thirsty Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog Living In A Bubble Seeing End Dog - New Vet Exam Spring Sock Clearance |
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