![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die. Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Dog Section Dog Shampoo Dog Wash Finding a Way Out Frisbee Dog Frost Bite He Looked Thirsty Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog Living In A Bubble Seeing End Dog - New Vet Exam Spring Sock Clearance |
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