Lost and Found

Inspiration of returned property


Will the person who lost the roll of $100 bills tied with a rubber band please come to the office.

We’ve found the rubber band.


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To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Purity of soul cannot be lost without consent. - St. Augustine

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Accept the place the divine providence has found for you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Victory will never be found by taking the line of least resistance. - Winston Churchill

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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02-Jul-2022