Lost and Found

Inspiration of returned property


Will the person who lost the roll of $100 bills tied with a rubber band please come to the office.

We’ve found the rubber band.


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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

When I started out, I hated the way the cities looked. But I found some pleasure in looking at the spaces between buildings. - Frank Gehry

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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03-Apr-2020