Lost and Found

Inspiration of returned property


Will the person who lost the roll of $100 bills tied with a rubber band please come to the office.

We’ve found the rubber band.


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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump


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27-Jan-2020