![]() Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman see also Ice Hockey Section Hamilton NHL Team Skeleton Leaf Fan Toronto Maple Leafs’ New Building Toronto Maple Leafs - No Cup For You! Why the Blackhawks Sold Their Zamboni Wife’s Nightie |
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