Table Boat

They thought he would never get off the island,

but he really turned the tables!



Table Boat



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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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08-Dec-2019