Table Boat

They thought he would never get off the island,

but he really turned the tables!



Table Boat



QuotaBills
Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


see also   Boat,  Inspiration,  Mechanical  &  Survivor  Sections
Boat Man
British Holiday
Redneck Bass Boat
Redneck Boat Ramp
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Redneck Motor Boat
Redneck Water Limo
Redneck Waterbike
River Crossing
Round Table
Santa’s Global Warming
Venice on a Shoestring Budget
Water Taxi

 

Ant Attack

Facebook Closure

African Meal on Wheels

Hadoukens

Free Gas

Wannabe Shoplifter

Breaker Bypass

Ice Hand

Invisible Homeless Man

No Muff Too Tough

Safe Removals

Yoga Business Card

Segway in Rural Norway

Mom Lookout

Dog Diner

It's Too Cold To Ride Outside

Ye Olde Simple Simon

High Tensile Snow

Target Entry

Squirrel Feeder Trap
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

25-Feb-2020