An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery
I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown
The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown
Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver
The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare
If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol
Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown
Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray
The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey
At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein
To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy
Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone
We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein
If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan
The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner
I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle
Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen
Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery
I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown
The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown
Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver
The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare
If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol
Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown
Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray
The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey
At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein
To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy
Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone
We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein
If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan
The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner
I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle
Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen
Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison
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