An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb
Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James
I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown
No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman
Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards
Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash
Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto
All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget
You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius
True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller
Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale
Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb
Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James
I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown
No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman
Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards
Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash
Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto
All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget
You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius
True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller
Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale
Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins
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