An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle
Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar
Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd
If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson
A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas
The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden
When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby
My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne
Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein
Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha
Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale
Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner
Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle
Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar
Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd
If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson
A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas
The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden
When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby
My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne
Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein
Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha
Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale
Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner
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