An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan
Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb
Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada
I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore
Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis
God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power
Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira
Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey
To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde
Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold
Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison
Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan
Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb
Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada
I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore
Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis
God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power
Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira
Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey
To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde
Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold
Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison
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