An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller
I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown
Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi
Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James
I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore
Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain
When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb
I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins
All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown
Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown
Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie
When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright
I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown
Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi
Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James
I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore
Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain
When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb
I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins
All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown
Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown
Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie
When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright
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