An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling
Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam
Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown
Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt
The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis
Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power
Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar
You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu
Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray
The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle
People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter
Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett
Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson
Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale
The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling
Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam
Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown
Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt
The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis
Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power
Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar
You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu
Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray
The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle
People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter
Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett
Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson
Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale
The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown
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