An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie
Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam
Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard
To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller
It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins
Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas
You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein
The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu
Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson
If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk
If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie
Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam
Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard
To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller
It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins
Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas
You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein
The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu
Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson
If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk
If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
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