An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill
If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance
Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross
Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson
It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson
Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer
Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch
To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak
To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis
Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu
Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray
Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown
Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance
Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross
Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson
It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson
Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer
Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch
To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak
To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis
Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu
Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray
Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown
Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
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