An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam
Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy
It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker
A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell
Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert
My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard
Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga
My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne
Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam
Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy
It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker
A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell
Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert
My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard
Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga
My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne
Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
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