Eat Horse

Proponents of the horse meat scandal

Putting forth the option of alternative meat sources



Cows Want You To Eat Horse

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a vine bears grapes season after season without thinking of the grapes it has borne. - Marcus Aurelius

The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses. - Charlotte P. Gillman

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To get a horse to hit a mark without a rider, to get it to stand up, to get it to rear, to get it to pick up a bucket and bring it over is amazing. It's hard work and very rewarding but can be dangerous. - Benedict Cumberbatch


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Horse Meat Scandal
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05-Dec-2020