Eat Horse

Proponents of the horse meat scandal

Putting forth the option of alternative meat sources



Cows Want You To Eat Horse

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality. - Fionnula Flanagan

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke

Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it. - Mike Myers

We've uncovered some embarrassing ancestors in the not-too-distant past. Some horse thieves, and some people killed on Saturday nights. One of my relatives, unfortunately, was even in the newspaper business. - Jimmy Carter


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Down Under Cross Breeding
Horse Meat Scandal
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06-Jul-2020