Obama was asleep in the white house and awoke to see Washington’s ghost. He asked, “George, how can I make this country better?” Washington said, “Be honest with the people like I was.” Obama went back to sleep and awoke again this time to Thomas Jefferson and asked, “Tom, how can I make this country better?” Jefferson said, “Love the Constitution like I did.” Again Obama fell asleep and awoke this time to Lincoln and asked, “Abe, how can I make this country better?” Lincoln replied, “Go see a play.” see also   Politics  Section Black Smoke Daylight Savings Thing Foreign Relations Invisible Air Force One Meteorite Illusion Rallying The Troops Smartphones Are Running The Country   New Air Canada Seats Texas Wal-Mart Shopper Walk Sign Ending Kid Straps Redneck Water Heater Bike Comb Programmer Logic Team Foosball Slow Down Sign Bike Chaser NFL Referees No Go Intersection Staple Diet Darth Vader Dog PacMan Lights Uncommon Name DMV Office Meat You In The Locker Room Football Chicks Baby's Dog Rug

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