Obama was asleep in the white house and awoke to see Washington’s ghost. He asked, “George, how can I make this country better?” Washington said, “Be honest with the people like I was.” Obama went back to sleep and awoke again this time to Thomas Jefferson and asked, “Tom, how can I make this country better?” Jefferson said, “Love the Constitution like I did.” Again Obama fell asleep and awoke this time to Lincoln and asked, “Abe, how can I make this country better?” Lincoln replied, “Go see a play.” see also   Politics  Section Black Smoke Daylight Savings Thing Foreign Relations Invisible Air Force One Meteorite Illusion Rallying The Troops Smartphones Are Running The Country   Overloaded Mailbox Redneck Phone Enjoy Fresh Air Bread Board Snaccident Mini Bar Frisbee Stopper Redneck Sushi Redneck's Lo-Tech Mobile Phone Downchuck Border Agent Alert Cadillac Clearance Leading By Example Wired For Coffee Cadillac Bike Chip and Dip Cat Couch Nap Redneck Trophy Fish Country Irony 'None Of The Above' Election Option

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