Proof That Elves Exist

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House building in Gnome, Alaska



Mushroom House for Elfs

The World Guide to Gnomes, Fairies, Elves and
Other Little People

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This is only a little mispensation. - Archie Bunker

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

All great reforms require one to dare a lot to win a little. - William L. O'Neill

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is. - Irvin Himmel

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing. - Robin Williams

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

Happiness consists, not in possessing much, but in being content with what we possess. He who wants little always has enough. - Zimmermann

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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03-Apr-2020