Proof That Elves Exist

Their’s no place like Gnome!

House building in Gnome, Alaska



Mushroom House for Elfs

The World Guide to Gnomes, Fairies, Elves and
Other Little People

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Little strokes fell great oaks. - Benjamin Franklin

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Those who understand only what can be explained understand very little. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. - Kin Hubbard

Trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide. - Ingrid Bergman

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

In small towns as well as large, good people outnumber bad people by 100 to 1. In big towns the 100 are nervous. But in small towns, it's the one. - Paul Harvey


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30-Sep-2020