Proof That Elves Exist

Their’s no place like Gnome!

House building in Gnome, Alaska



Mushroom House for Elfs

The World Guide to Gnomes, Fairies, Elves and
Other Little People

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Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

They think too little who talk too much. - John Dryden

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Alone, we can do so little; together, we an do so much. - Helen Keller

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. - Henry Kissinger

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

Trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide. - Ingrid Bergman

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller


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28-Jan-2022