Canadian Parties

The party’s cool as long as it doesn’t distract the hockey game



Guy watching TV while surrounded by lots of girls

Outnumbered 11 to 1, Jeff didn’t want to miss the play of the game

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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