“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
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Men will get it the first time...
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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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