“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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