“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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