“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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