“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
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Men will get it the first time...
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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