“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time... Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections A Woman’s Mind Before Online Dating Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction “Female Speak” Translation Flower Shop For Men Hormone Guide iGifts Instead Of Flowers Kenwood Chef Looking For Your Wife? Mission Gap - for Men & Women Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost Secret Of A Long Marriage Sheer Surprise Understanding Women Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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