Keep The Bacon

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant