Keep The Bacon

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor