![]() Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli see also Hockey, Lawyer, Marriage & Relationship Sections All Divorces Start With Marriage Ancient Greek Law Arkansas Divorce Application Better Lawyer Cheating Husband Communication Divorce Distasteful Lawyer Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Divorce Lawyers Divorce Yard Sale Expired Marriage Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement Good Lawyer Honest Lawyer In Three Pictures Just Divorced Justice Is Blind Keyboard Wedding Legal Assistance For All Legal Exhibit My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Polish Divorce Redneck Divorce Religious-Based Divorce Returning the Stinky House to the Ex-Wife Texas Divorce The Origin of the White Wedding Dress Understanding Women Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband Wedding Dress For Sale |
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