![]() Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli see also Hockey, Lawyer, Marriage & Relationship Sections All Divorces Start With Marriage Ancient Greek Law Arkansas Divorce Application Better Lawyer Cheating Husband Communication Divorce Distasteful Lawyer Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Divorce Lawyers Divorce Yard Sale Expired Marriage Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement Good Lawyer Honest Lawyer In Three Pictures Just Divorced Justice Is Blind Keyboard Wedding Legal Assistance For All Legal Exhibit My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Polish Divorce Redneck Divorce Religious-Based Divorce Returning the Stinky House to the Ex-Wife Texas Divorce The Origin of the White Wedding Dress Understanding Women Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband Wedding Dress For Sale |
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