Babcock Divorce

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli