Babcock Divorce

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com