![]() Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme Life as pool table, White is focus, Others, targets. Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso see also Art & Food Sections Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Back Bacon For Kids Bacon And Eggs Mug Bacon Balls Bacon Bikes Bacon Bits Bacon Birthday Cake Bacon Bra Bacon Cheeseburger Bacon Flowchart Bacon Guitar Bacon Head Bacon High-Five Bacon Inhaler Bacon Is Life Bacon Lovers Bacon Mints Bacon Munchies Bacon My Heart Bacon Pancakes Bacon Soda Bacon Soda Sales Bacon Tacos Bacon Thoughts BaCoN T-Shirt Bacon Tree Bacon Turkey Bacon Women Bacone Baconurkey Breakfast Dance - Shakin’ Bacon France-Is Bacon Grief Bacon Hygiene On The Farm I Love Pet Food Juicy Bacon Keep The Bacon Meat Pie Planet Bacon Round Table Ruined Bacon Sidecar Pig Some People Raise Children Spicy Bacon Swine Flew Ultimate Manwich Wear It Proudly |
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