Bacon BBQ Table

Backyard picnic table inspires bacon craving



Backyard picnic table in shape of bacon pieces

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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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01-Dec-2020