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They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

I always said he was very, very underrated. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

The cast is amazing. It's very international. - Donald Trump

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's. - Donald Trump

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump