In the year 2021, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans.” Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill Kind hearts are more than coronets An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson
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