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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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10-Jul-2020