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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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23-Sep-2021