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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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14-Dec-2019