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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

The years teach much which the days never knew. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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05-Dec-2020