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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Our fathers teach us what we should become, our mothers teach us what we are. - Amish Saying

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


see also   Office  &  Work  Sections
AIG Bonus
Employee Factory - Join The Crowd!
Employee Happiness Kit
Employee Of The Month
Employee Promotion
Employee’s Raisin Pay Bonus Program
Haircut For Staff Meetings
New Employee Hiring Test
Overly Ambitious Employee
Short Staff
Sitting On The Throne - Shorter Employee Bathroom Breaks
So You Want A Day Off
Staff Communications
Staff Meeting
Staff Notice - Something Called Work
Staff Teeth
Things To Do in an Office Meeting

 

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23-Jan-2022