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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore


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05-Jul-2022