Comprehending Engineers

Comparing graduate degrees


The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”




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Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

Studies of social games, puzzle games, and brain-training games have shown they have little effect on the brain despite often being marketed as improving memory and reaction speeds. - Daphne Bavelier

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno

In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey


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16-May-2022