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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers  by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.  George Givot God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years.  Bobby Knight I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.  Theodore Roosevelt Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.  Mark Twain Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll  and on to his wife's  Daffynitions joeks.com Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.  Abe Lemons It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.  Unknown I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.  Guillermo Diaz see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math 
