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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers  by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning  Daffynitions joeks.com Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.  George Santayana Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team  Daffynitions joeks.com Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.  Edward Gibbon Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.  Albert Einstein Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.  Mark Twain The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.  Fred Allen True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.  Kurt Vonnegut Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll  and on to his wife's  Daffynitions joeks.com Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.  Unknown I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.  Guillermo Diaz Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital.  Stephen Covey Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  Daffynitions joeks.com If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math 
