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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers - by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School - Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math Kwik-Mart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math |
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