It was visitors day at the State Mental Hospital. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing, “Ave Maria”, and singing it beautifully.
Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the choir.
“I am a retired choir director,” he said. “This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard.”
“Yes, I’m very proud of them,” said the conductor.
“You should take them on tour,” said the visitor, “what are they called?”
“Surely that’s obvious,” replied the conductor. “They are the
Moroff Tapanapple Choir.”
Choir On Tour
Exactly How I Feel
Circle Of Life
Next Week Plans
Cycle Feeding Your Cows
The Fall Of Adam
John The Baptist Souvenirs
Take Away Food
History Doesn't Repeat Itself
Irish Pub Restroom
Instant Engine Starting Down Under