Alles Touristen Und Non-technischen Lookens Peepers.

Das Machine control is Nicht Fur Gerfingerpoken Und Mittengrabben.

Oderwise is Easy Schnappen Der Springenwerk, Blowenfuse, Und Poppencorken Mit Spitzesparken.

Der Machine is Biggen by Experten Only.

Is Nicht Fur Gerverken by Das Dummkopfen.

Das Rubbernecken Sightseenen Keepen Das Cottonpicken Hands in Das Pockets, So Relaxen Und Watchen Das Blinkenlights.

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