A gynaecologist was getting tired of his job and decided to switch careers. He’d always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he enrolled in a school for car mechanics. Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle see also Car, Doctor & Mechanical Sections Acceptable Doctors Sign Car Surgeon Colon Celery Colorectal Exam For Dogs Colorectal Surgeon Praise Constipated Mathematician First Proctologist Exam (PG) German Flatulence Control Japanese Diving Platform Proctologist Call Proctologist’s Second-Hand Prescription |
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