![]() Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump see also Dog, Feminist & Firemen Sections Birding Skills 101 Can You Find the Hidden Bird? Can You See It? Can You Spot the Hidden Junkyard Cat? Cats and Backpacks Chicken, Fox & Grain Puzzle Describe Yourself Do You See A Bird or a Girl? 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