[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto
We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7
Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo
Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy
A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown
There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley
Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill
We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah
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History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee
When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah
A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher
Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury
I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde
I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter
The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner
If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott
In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson
When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster
I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi
It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham
Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another. - Jean Paul
The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner
Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis
God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson
True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer
A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown
A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias
God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley
I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith
For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis
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