[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse
Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb
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In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown
Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown
The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire
Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson
I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton
If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot
God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe
The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld
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The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown
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We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa
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Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias
He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal
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To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas
Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis
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