New School Prayer

Alternative verse to The Lords Prayer


[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen




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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

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Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

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Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

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Let nothing affright thee,
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To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

he love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

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03-Jun-2020