[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
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God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein
Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II
An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope
May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing
God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada
Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold
Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict
Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler
God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I
Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew
Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren
Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover
The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi
When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown
All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible
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