[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim
Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias
Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell
You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible
Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno
I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson
If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky
We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa
Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones
God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine
Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan
There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis
Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din
God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa
Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster
Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II
There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody
I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope
When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson
I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony
Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown
There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson
Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich
He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker
Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin
It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt
The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias
We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias
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