soldier, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.
“That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just
point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”
“But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the
handle end. “Here, use this... just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German
soldier charges at him.
The recruit points the broom. “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead. More
Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang!
Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens.
Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward
him. “Bangety Bang Bang!” shouts the recruit.
The German keeps coming.
“Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate.
“Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!”
It’s no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says...
“Tankety Tank Tank.”
What happens when both sides have no weapons...
Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill
He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy
In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah
France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy
It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee
When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light
Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci
I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower
Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards
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