soldier, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.
“That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just
point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”
“But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the
handle end. “Here, use this... just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German
soldier charges at him.
The recruit points the broom. “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead. More
Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang!
Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens.
Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward
him. “Bangety Bang Bang!” shouts the recruit.
The German keeps coming.
“Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate.
“Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!”
It’s no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says...
“Tankety Tank Tank.”
What happens when both sides have no weapons...
Salivation Army - Archie Bunker
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Getting no message is also a message. - Unknown
How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown
When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre
You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky
He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker
I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo
He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash
We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill
If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
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