Two guys are moving about in a grocery store when their carts collide. One says
to the other, “Excuse me, but I’m looking for my wife.”
“What a coincidence - so am I, and I’m getting a little desperate.”
“Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?”
“She’s tall, with dark hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight butt. What’s your wife look like?”
“Never mind, let’s look for yours!”
Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
Extravagance: Anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
Extravagance: Anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
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