Barry and Joe were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock see also Dining, Food & Political Sections Mexico Earthquake - the World Helps Out |
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