Barry and Joe were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Dining, Food & Political Sections Mexico Earthquake - the World Helps Out |
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