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Reasons To Play Golf (PG)

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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Mr. Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty. - Oscar Wilde

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. - Alfred de Musset

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

Kinstipation: A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill


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