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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Mr. Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty. - Oscar Wilde

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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