I Love My Job!

The lost Dr. Seuss poem


I love my job. I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location.
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
There’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won’t care.
I love each program and every file,
I’d love them more if they worked a while.

I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work. I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job - I’ll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!


 

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19-Jan-2021