A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy see also Christmas & Religious Sections Celebate or Celebrate? Chipwrecked Friar Thumper Gambling Chips Greek Monk Monk On A Rope Monk’s Christmas Vow Monk’s Story Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah Tiny Monks |
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