11 High Students Score Perfect Grade
Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents
Ancient Blonde Corpses Raise Questions
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space Craft
Astronauts See Colourful Gas Clouds Bubble Out of Uranus
Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Blind Bishop Appointed to See
Bonus Permits Enable 809 Hunters to Kill Two Deer
Brief Cooking At Low Heat Recommended For Diabetes
California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
Cuts Could Hurt Animals
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
Diet Of Premature Babies Affects IQ
Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit
Dodge Says Probe Puts Him in Awkward Position
Dumped Fish Remains Upset
Elizabeth Dole Had No Choice But to Run as a Woman
Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame
General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
God Gets a Parking Caution: “No Exceptions” Say Police
Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths
Hospitals Sued By Seven Foot Doctors
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Infertility Unlikely to be Passed On
Judge Not Convinced Murder Victim is Still Alive
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide
Lawyer Calls Soul As Witness
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Man Killed Over Phone
Massachusetss Woman Has Eye On Kerry's Seat
Men Who Make Inappropriate Advances Should Be Exposed
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Music Industry Meets On Drugs
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Nude Scene Done Tastefully in Radio Play
Oil Barge Breaks Off Texas
Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage
Passengers Feeling Airline Crew Cuts
Pecan Scab Disease Causing Nuts to Fall Off
Policeman Shoots Man With Knife
Real Estate Executive Sold on City Market
Reason for More Bear Sightings: More Bears
School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus
Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter
State Says Cost of Saving Money Too High
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Study Says Snoring Drivers Have More Accidents
Teacher Strikes Idle Student
Thanks to President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has a Son
Tortoises Held Hostage as Lobster War Turns Nasty
Waterskiing Accident Ruled Accidental
Woman Not Injured By Cookie
Women Bowlers Vote to Keep Their Skirts On
Youth Steals Funds For Charity
see also
Daffynitions, Language & Quote Sections
Church Bulletin Bloopers
Engrish
Headline Stories
Newspaper Bloopers
Resumé Bloopers
Sewing Machine For Sale - Cheap Love Not Included
 Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad |  Swan Heels |  Windshield Defrogger |  Side-Ways |  Sonic Straw |
 Man At Work |  Uncorked Wine |  Double Handicap |  Tetris Construction |  Clorox Respirator |
 Our Aim |  Truck Rest Stop |  Romaine Empire |  Hardworking Wife |  What's That? |
 Long, Happy Marriage |  Redneck iPad |  Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait |  Microsoft Innovation |  Mop Dog |
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