Google Marathon Maps

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Google’s new “Map Marathon” directions



1. Go to www.google.com
2. Click on “Maps”
3. Click on “Get directions”
4. Type “New York” in the first box (the “from” box)
5. Type “London” in the second box (the “to” box) & select  “Get directions”


 

6. Scroll down to direction #21

Google Marathon Maps

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There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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20-Sep-2020