The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty For there was never yet a philosopher That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz see also Aging, Dentist & Religious Sections Beautiful Bride - “In-dentured” For Life Dental Checkup Dental Plan - Latest Extraction Technology Dentist Talk False Teeth Nice Teeth For All The Crap He Eats Pet Dentist Redneck Bird Dogs Staff Teeth |
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