The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. Floss like a boss! - Unknown Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown For there was never yet a philosopher That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both is dental. - Ogden Nash Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton see also Aging, Dentist & Religious Sections Beautiful Bride - “In-dentured” For Life Dental Checkup Dental Plan - Latest Extraction Technology Dentist Talk False Teeth Nice Teeth For All The Crap He Eats Pet Dentist Redneck Bird Dogs Staff Teeth |
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