Identity Theft

Beware of Identity Theft



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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour
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27-Jul-2021