Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fainted when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in Church in his life. My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Colin Farrell The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.' - James Nesbitt May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings I have Dementia My responses may be slow. Take your time and wait for me, It means more than you can know! - Unknown The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad. For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan see also Nationality & Religious Sections Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s? Alzheimer’s Wing Corn Maze For Old People Manitoba Health Care's Test For Alzheimer's You Never Call Flooded Ireland Streets Going Green for Ireland Green Beards Habby Sin Pad-Riggs Dey! 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