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Little Johnny’s Tampax Protection
Looking after little brother’s best interests

Little Johnny and his brother walk into a pharmacy. They pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asks Little Johnny, “Son, how old are you?”

“Eight,” Little Johnny replies.

The man continues,“Do you know what these are used for?”

“Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can’t do either one.”


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14-Jul-2020