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VW wings for Batman wannabes



Vantastic Batman Van

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I give you my wings. - Kenneth Oppel

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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21-Oct-2020