Pregnant Belly Art

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin