Pregnant Belly Art

Making the best of a big situation

Creative clothing for expectant mothers





Pregnant Belly Art





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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin


see also   Baby  Section
Kinder Surprise
Pumpkin Body Art
65 And Pregnant?
Case of the Pregnant Lady
Exercise Helps Pregnancy
Free At Last
How Babies Are Made In Canada
Pregnancy Q&A
Pregnancy Warning
Pregnant Fireman
Pregnant Halloween Costume
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21-Jan-2022