Banana Sculpture

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Banana Sculpture

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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26-May-2020