Banana Sculpture

Eat it before his face gets too ripe!



Banana Sculpture

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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08-Apr-2020