![]() ![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Every dog has his day. - Unknown The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia see also Dog Section A Dog’s Worst Nightmare Alaskan Summer All Dogs Go To Heaven Almost Done Best Retriever Beware of Pouncing Dog Bud Light Dog Cats Don’t Know Sit Collara Dog Comfortable Guard Dog Dear Abbey Designer Dog Dogs Allowed Don’t Touch My Bone! Fallen Friend Fetch Stick Guard Dog For Sale Guard Dog Security - How Fast Can You Run? Lab Found Lap Dog (Wrap Version) Lipstick Dog Mexican Lion My Chair Patience & Wisdom Police Dogs in Alabama Puppy Support - “Back” Up Plan Puppy Wheels Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices Shopping Dog Top 10 Dog Peeves UnderDog When Life Gets You Down You Want Me To Do What? |
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