A 50 year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible.
Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The man said, “I cannot sit here next to this infidel.” The flight attendant said, “Let me see if I can find another seat.”
After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated, “There are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.”
About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated, “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.”
Before the irate Muslim man could say anything, the attendant gestured to the elderly woman and said, “Therefore ma’am, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.”
Passengers in the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation.
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant
Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie
The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder
Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown
Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan
Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown
I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
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