Sunday Paper
Upset about slow newspaper delivery?

The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

“Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY.”

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, “Well, that explains why no one was at Church either.”


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Church Dinner
Get Up And Go
I’m Fine - How Are You?
Knowing Scripture Can Save Your Life
Little White Lies @ the Ladies’ Bake Sale

 

Wine Day

Fishnet Table

Sink Lynx

No Swimming

Going Up

The Honey Truck

Flying is so Overrated

Wear Fur Without Killing Animals

Nutella Soother

Teaching Hotle

Cowgirl High Heels

Coast Guard Cutbacks

Woodpecker Trio

Evolution and Philosophy

Pizza Cutter

Polite Breakfast

UPS and DOWNS

Tea Lights

Follow Me Sandals

Alarmed Door
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28-Mar-2020