![]() Virtue is its own revenge. - E Y Harburg Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker He has managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. - Abraham Lincoln There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy see also Religious, Shark & Television Sections Arab Barking Lot Camel Photobomb Falafel and Shawarma Israel Security Israeli Moving Company Joe’s Place Shofar So Good Swimming in the Dead Sea To Whom Does The Land Of Israel Belong? Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock) Animations |
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