Jews: The Revenge

aka Revenge of the Rabii

Steven Spielberg releases Jaws IV in Israel



Jews: The Revenge - Steven Spielberg releases Jaws IV in Israel

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Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard

The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. - Eddie Vedder

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw


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26-Oct-2020