Cheaper Than Gas

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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02-Dec-2020