One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a Doctor.”
Clues that can help to determine the most likely diagnosis
when illness is present I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler see also Family, Medical & Shopping Sections Costco Beach Towel Costco Whiskey Costco Wine Self-Diagnosis Warning |
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