![]() Hockey is a family sport in Canada, eh! Montreal Canadians advance to the Stanley Cup Quarter Finals Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman Habs vs ReHabs |
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